I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.