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There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.