I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.