Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And

Lucy Was Using My Blanket To Dry The Dishes. We Now Have Very Secure Dishes!

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

Christmas Is Doing A Little Something Extra For Someone.