The Only Thing I Ever Wanted To

Do You Have Your Own Room, Charlie Brown?" "oh, Yes... I Have A Very Nice Room." "i Hope You Realize That You Won't Always Have Your Own Room... Someday You'll Get Drafted Or Something, And You'll Have To Leave Your Room Forever!" "why Do You Tell Me Things Like That?" "it's On A List I've Made Up For You... I Call It, Things You Might As Well Know!

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.