Someone Told Me That When They Go

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.