As A Kid, I Always Wanted To

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

Sitting Next To Olivia Newton-john, I Was Like, 'do Not Sing One Song From Grease.' That's All I Was Telling My Brain At All Times: 'do Not Sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't Do It.'

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.