As A Kid, I Always Wanted To

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.