I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.