I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.