I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.