I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.