I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.