I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'