I Grew Up Thinking That If I

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.