I Grew Up Thinking That If I

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.