Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.