Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.