Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.