Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.