Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.