Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.