Next Time A Man Tells You Talk

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.