Next Time A Man Tells You Talk

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.