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A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.