Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.