Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.