Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.