Some People Have Such A Talent For

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

I Thought We Talked Things Out!' 'yes, And You Listened Very Carefully To Every Word You Had To Say.