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One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.

In The Beginning, We Made The Usual Mistake Of Looking At Houses We Could Afford. I Am Working On A Proposition, Hereafter To Be Known As Kerr's Law, Which States In Essence: All The Houses You Can Afford To Buy Are Depressing.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.