Only One Man Has The Right To

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.