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[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.