Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.