Sold My House In La, Packed Myself

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.