She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.