Boy George Is All England Needs. Another

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.