Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days...

You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You Gotta Believe In It. What Are You Going To Do... Give Sheep The Vote?

I Have Lived A Carnal Life. My View Of Life Is 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!' I Don't Have To Go Through The Thing Of Paying For It In The Next Life. I Know I'm Screwed In The Next Life.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.