Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days...

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!