Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days...

I Have Lived A Carnal Life. My View Of Life Is 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!' I Don't Have To Go Through The Thing Of Paying For It In The Next Life. I Know I'm Screwed In The Next Life.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

In The 1990s, It's Ok To Do Comedy About The Chernobyl Disaster Or The Space Shuttle Blowing Up. It's Acceptable To Ridicule The Pope Or The President Of The United States, But God Forbid You Do A Joke... About Gays. The Gay Community Is The Last Sacred Cow In This Society.