Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days...

You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You Gotta Believe In It. What Are You Going To Do... Give Sheep The Vote?

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.