Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days...

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.