Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.