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When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

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I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.