Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.