So I Know How I Watch Movies

So I Know How I Watch Movies Which Is On My Laptop, Man. And That's How I Suspect A Lot Of People Do It.

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

We Love Dirty Oral On The Down Low, But No Going Steady.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment. In Fact, Maybe That's Really It. In Anything I've Ever Written, All The Characters Sound Like Me, Which I Don't Think Is A Bad Thing.