We Love Dirty Oral On The Down

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

I Made A Deal With Myself That Whenever I Smoke Weed, I Have To Be Doing Something Productive: Writing, Recording, Cutting A Podcast, Editing, Etc.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.