Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

For Years, My Job Was To Make The Movie Inexpensively. And I Could Bring It In. What I Can't Control Are The Costs Of Marketing.

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

People Are Bursting Out Of The Closet, Rejecting Their Parents' Wishes To Keep The Faith. Atheism Is Becoming Mainstream.