Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets Out Alive Anyways.