Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And

A Minibar Is A Machine That Makes Everything Expensive. When I Take Something Out Of The Minibar, I Always Fathom That I'll Go And Replace It Before They Check It Off, But They Make That Stuff Impossible To Replace. I Go To The Store And Ask, 'do You Have Coke In A Glass Harmonica ...do You Have Individually Wrapped Cashews'

I Mumble A Lot When Im Off Stage, So A Lot Of Times When Im With A Friend I'll Say Something And He'll Be Like What, And I'll Say It Again And He'll Be Like What, And I'll Say It Again And He'll Still Be Like What, So Now He's Got Me Yellin. Man That Tree Is Far Away

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

If You Have To Release Bad News To The Public, It Would Help If You Are Not Ugly.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.