Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

I Wanted To Get A Tape Recorder, But I Got A Parrot Instead. I Think I Did That Joke Backwards.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.