List of Paul Erdos Quotes

A Mathematician Is Someone Who Can Take A Cup Of Coffee And Turn It Into A Theory.

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

If Numbers Aren't Beautiful, I Don't Know What Is.

Végre Nem Butulok Tovább (i've Finally Stopped Getting Dumber).

Mathematics Is Not Yet Ready For Such Problems.

Every Human Activity, Good Or Bad, Except Mathematics, Must Come To An End.

The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e. God] Created Us To Enjoy Our Suffering. The Sooner We Die, The Sooner We Defy His Plans.

Some French Socialist Said That Private Property Was Theft... I Say That Private Property Is A Nuisance.

Mathematics Is The Surest Way To Immortality. If You Make A Big Discovery In Mathematics, You Will Be Remembered After Everyone Else Will Be Forgotten

When I Was A Child, The Earth Was Said To Be Two Billion Years Old. Now Scientists Say It's Four And A Half Billion. So That Makes Me Two And A Half Billion.

Here I Am: My Brain Is Open.

God Has The Big Book, The Beautiful Proofs Of Mathematical Theorems Are Listed Here.