Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.