Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.