Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

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Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

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Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.