Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.