Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.