Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

What I Do Is, I Make Fun Of People And I Make Fun Of Myself And Things Around Us And Exaggerate Things. And I'm Never Mean-spirited. See, The Word Insult Means Some Guy Who's A Real Unkind Human Being. But I Don't Do That, Because Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Headlining All These Years, Thank God, And All These People Showing Up To See Me.