Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have

When You're 18, You're Just So Busy Being Scared And Having Fun - A Crazy Mixture - That You Never Thought Of Dying.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.