Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!