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It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

My Main Success Was An Attitude. Always An Attitude.