Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

I'm Very Shy So I Became Very Outgoing To Protect My Shyness.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

I Don't Do Impressions.