I'm Very Shy So I Became Very

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.