I'm Very Shy So I Became Very

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

I Was A Mother's Boy.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.