It's Very Sweet To Have People Say

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?