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My Main Success Was An Attitude. Always An Attitude.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.