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I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.
-Don Rickles
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I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I
Don Rickles
I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.
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