You Know I Could Rent You Out

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.