She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.