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Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.