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Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.