She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.