She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.