She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'