She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.