She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.