She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.