She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.