If You Could Learn To Make Love,

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!