She Was So Fat That Her Bikini

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.