If Sex Is A Pain In The

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.