If Sex Is A Pain In The

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.