If Sex Is A Pain In The

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back