If Sex Is A Pain In The

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.