I Asked My Wife If She Would

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back