Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.