She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill