Sex Is The Most Fun You Can

I Believe There Is Something Out There Watching Us. Unfortunately, It's The Government.

History Is The Same Thing Over And Over Again.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

I Hate The Beach. I Hate The Sun. I'm Pale And I'm Redheaded. I Don't Tan - I Stroke!

A: Socrates Is A Man. B: All Men Are Mortal. C: All Men Are Socrates.