History Is The Same Thing Over And

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

I Have A Hyper-active Imagination, My Mind Tends To Jump Around A Little, And I Have Some Trouble Between Fantasy And Reality.

Sex Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing.

I Loathed Every Day And Regret Every Moment I Spent In A School.

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.