History Is The Same Thing Over And

If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying Anything.

People Always Ask Me, Do You Ever Think You'll Wake Up One Morning And Not Be Funny? That Thought Would Never Occur To Me--it's An Odd Thought And Not Realistic. Because Funny And Me Are Not Separate. We're One.

Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.

The True Test Of Maturity Is Not How Old A Person Is But How He Reacts To Awakening In The Mid-town Area In His Shorts.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.