I Hate The Beach. I Hate The

I'm At The Stage Of Life When If A Girl Says No To Me I'm Profoundly Grateful To Her.

Drama, It Would Be As If You Wrote Some Poetry. You'd Run The Risk Of Being Embarrassed If People Read It, Because You're Pouring Your Heart Out And You're Not Mitigating It With Any Humor Or Anything.

Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.

I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.