Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.