Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.