There Are Many Ways To Die In

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.