There Are Many Ways To Die In

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.