There Are Many Ways To Die In

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.